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How terrified would you be if you saw Bane chilling at your local café? I, for one, would be peeing myself — and possibly turned on. Don’t judge!
Well, fortunately — or I guess, to some, unfortunately — that coffee lover is indeed just a coffee lover who happens to be having a secretive conversation using a gadget called Hushme.
What is this spy gear, you ask? It bills itself as a “personal acoustic device” that “protects speech privacy in open space environments.” In other words, it keeps people from hearing what you’re saying.
The product is still in development — its Indiegogo campaign raised 100% of its funding goals last month. If you make a $189 contribution, its creators (who are from Ukraine) will send you a Hushme by December. It will reportedly retail for $249.
You may be thinking, “I don’t give a damn who listens to my conversations.” Let me explain a few things you could do with this device.
Exhibit A: Sitting across from you on your train commute to work you spot a hottie with a body. Obviously, if you’re me, you would need to immediately text your bff about this person who, you never know, might be your perfect match. What’s easier than giving your little fingers a workout? Calling them with your new Go-Go-Gadget equipment where you can easily gossip about those deep ocean eyes across from you.
Exhibit B: Are you a scream queen when it comes to horror movies? Well, do all the blood-curdling yelling you desire without interrupting the soulless people in the theatre who don’t get scared.
Exhibit C: Speaking of horror, this device doubles as your new Halloween costume. Congrats!
Exhibit D (this is the last one, I promise): When I was younger, I absolutely LOVED annoying my mom — out of love, of course! Most obnoxiously, I would talk to her with a high-pitched chipmunk voice until she turned bright red. If you’re like me and still have a menacing desire to annoy, the Hushme mask not only muffles voices but also contains a built-in speaker that plays sounds while you talk. Okay, yes, there are some soothing sounds like the wind and ocean, but I think the obvious choice is to sound like a minion, duh!
Exhibit D (this is the last one, I promise): When I was younger, I absolutely LOVED annoying my mom — out of love, of course! Most obnoxiously, I would talk to her with a high-pitched chipmunk voice until she turned bright red. If you’re like me and still have a menacing desire to annoy, the Hushme mask not only muffles voices but also contains a built-in speaker that plays sounds while you talk. Okay, yes, there are some soothing sounds like the wind and ocean, but I think the obvious choice is to sound like a minion, duh!
So if you’re trying to find a discrete way to have phone sex in a public environment, you can purchase one of these bad boys and expect to start having secretive convos by December. When you aren’t on a “private business call,” or whatever you pretend you’re discussing, you can wear the mask around your neck and jam out with the built-in headphones.
Go ahead and saddle up with the “world’s first voice mask for mobile phones.” Meanwhile, you can find me in a packed Starbucks loudly talking on the phone with my mom. Sorry to all café dwellers who I’ve encountered, but my wrath will continue.
Go ahead and saddle up with the “world’s first voice mask for mobile phones.” Meanwhile, you can find me in a packed Starbucks loudly talking on the phone with my mom. Sorry to all café dwellers who I’ve encountered, but my wrath will continue.
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